Asos billionaire’s Scottish estate workmen find Iron Age bones

Anders Holch Povlsen, worth almost £5billion, is the owner of the international fashion business Bestseller and the biggest shareholder in the British online fashion company ASOS. He is also Scotland’s biggest landowner, where he owns over 200,000 acres across 11 estates. It is all a long way from the tiny Danish town of Brande, with a … Read more

Workmen surround Kia with 6ft metal fences after driver leaves hatchback in roadworks

Instant car-ma! Workmen surround Kia with 6ft metal fences and start digging up street after driver leaves hatchback in roadworks area The driver left his  Kia Rio 2 in a roadworks area in Whitechapel, East London Workmen surrounded it with metal fencing and started digging up the road A passerby posted a photo on Facebook with the … Read more

Workmen erect street light in middle of a TREE – before their bosses blame the tree for the blunder 

Not very bright! Bungling workmen erect new street light in the middle of a TREE – before their bosses blame the tree for the blunder Newport City Council workmen installed the lamppost in the heart of a 60ft tree The London plane tree blocked all the light from the brand new lamppost Council officials said … Read more

Workmen find magazine from 1895 hidden inside Edward Colston statue signed by men who erected it

The toppled statue of Edward Colston, which was torn down and dumped into water by anti-racism protesters, contained a 125-year-old magazine signed by men who first put it up, it has been revealed. After being fished-out from Bristol Harbour, where it was thrown into by protesters on Sunday, museum workers began a clean-up job on … Read more

Council workmen are ridiculed after painting ‘Britain’s narrowest Keep Clear signs’

Kece Eplar? Bungling council workmen are ridiculed after painting ‘Britain’s narrowest Keep Clear signs’ Residents baffled by Keep Clear signs found on Horseshoe Road in Spalding Signs, which appear to read ‘Kece Eplar’, painted in two narrow strips of text  Locals in Lincolnshire have dubbed the paint job the ‘worst they’ve ever seen’  By Faith … Read more