Police chief lists some of the worst lockdown-breaching parties as new fines are brought in

A police chief has today listed off some of the worst lockdown breaching parties thrown by Covidiots, as he promised a crackdown on reckless ravers with increased fines of up to £800. In one of the worst breaches, described as ‘egregious’ by Home Secretary Priti Patel, officers were called to a venue ahead of a … Read more

Gag about Cummings’ lockdown-breaching Durham trip tops list of best Christmas jokes for 2020 

It’s a cracker… or maybe not! Gag about Dominic Cummings’ lockdown-breaching Durham trip tops list of best Christmas jokes for 2020 TV channel Gold has curated the year’s funniest topical Christmas cracker jokes From Donald Trump and Boris Johnson to Prince Andrew, no one is spared Top gags include references to Dominic Cummings’ trip to parents’ … Read more

Rita Ora launches probe into which friend leaked lockdown-breaching 30th birthday bash

Rita Ora launches ‘Wagatha Christie’-style probe into which friend leaked news of her lockdown-breaching 30th birthday bash to the press – as police seize CCTV for their own investigation The singer is said to be suspicious that one of her friends tipped off the press She has set about trying to smoke out the culprit, … Read more

Four STUDENTS are fined £10,000 EACH after hosting lockdown-breaching house party

Four university students have been fined £40,000 after throwing a house party, lying about it and moaning at officers for ‘spoiling their fun’.  The Nottingham Trent third-years were each handed £10,000 penalties – more than a year’s tuition – after 30 revellers were found hiding in the kitchen, bedrooms and basement last night.  All have … Read more

Police are pelted with missiles as they try to break up lockdown-breaching rave

Police are pelted with missiles as they try to break up lockdown-breaching rave attended by hundreds of people at a Manchester house Revellers filmed gathered inside illegal gazebo party in Gorton, Manchester  During the party officers from Greater Manchester Police pelted with missiles Police later confirmed that a woman was slammed with a £100 penalty … Read more

Police officer bitten trying to break up lockdown-breaching party

Police officer received BITE wounds trying to break up a lockdown-breaching party of 30 people at a Welsh house Police had been responding to call about assault when Williams attacked officers She pled guilty to charges of three counts of assaulting an emergency worker District Judge Jones sentenced Williams to 52 weeks in jail and … Read more

Police break up ‘lockdown-breaching 40th birthday party’ at home of Welsh Tory MP

Police broke-up a lockdown-breaching bank holiday birthday party at the home of a Conservative MP on the same night the Prime Minister’s top aide defended his decision to take a 260 mile trip from London to Durham during the height of the coronavirus lockdown.  The birthday party took place at the home of MP Rob … Read more