Corn-fed Robert Jenrick stayed in his coop as brickbats flew and deputy defends him

Bwok, bwok, bwarrrrk! Chicken alert! Parliament bagged itself a new premier poulet yesterday.  This was not just any chicken, a la those grating M&S ads. This was a prized bantam.  Free-range, corn-fed, the whole kit and caboodle.  Behold, Robert Jenrick, our plump-round- the-chops Housing Secretary, who was summoned to the chamber early doors to answer an ‘urgent … Read more